Top Ten Scariest Wall Street Halloween Costumes

Its that time of year again…

As we speak, your neighborhood freak is busy shoving rusty screws into the Milky Way bars, teen boys are stocking up on eggs and toilet paper and teen girls are shopping for either a slutty nurse, slutty devil, slutty maid, or slutty marketing executive costume.

That’s right!  Halloween is upon us!

Screams will be heard, children will be embarrassed by their parents, candy corn will be eaten (reluctantly).

Want to frighten an investor this year?  Here are the Top Ten Scariest Wall Street Halloween Costumes for 2009:

10. The National Debt Clock

9.   CIT’s Balance Sheet

8.   Zombie Bank

7.   Goldman Sachs Vampire Squid

6.   AIG’s Chief of Risk Management

5.   Ruth Madoff

4.   Ruth Madoff’s Reflection in a Mirror

3.   The Inflation Boogie Man

2.   30 Year Treasury

1.   Barney Frank-enstein

Get out there in one of these costumes and scare the hell out of someone you love.

If those aren’t in-stock, here are a few extra suggestions:  Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, The Galleon Group Ghost Ship, Japan’s Lost Decade, a Triple Leveraged ETF, The Phantom Uptick Rule or Alan Greenspan.

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  1. b sorkin commented on Oct 17

    lol

    u left out “Ken Lewis’s Legacy” and “Continuing Job Claims”

    great post

  2. b sorkin commented on Oct 17

    lol

    u left out “Ken Lewis’s Legacy” and “Continuing Job Claims”

    great post

  3. Triple A commented on Oct 17

    the pic itself is instant classic status. had to read up on 30 yr treasury a bit to get that one

    AAA

  4. Triple A commented on Oct 17

    the pic itself is instant classic status. had to read up on 30 yr treasury a bit to get that one

    AAA

  5. Deflation And Some Sunday Links commented on Oct 18

    […] From The Reformed Broker, a list of the top ten scariest Wall Street costumes this year. Not quite like how Jason and I talked about being Ben Bernanke and Sheila Bair replete with horns […]

  6. Deflation And Some Sunday Links commented on Oct 18

    […] From The Reformed Broker, a list of the top ten scariest Wall Street costumes this year. Not quite like how Jason and I talked about being Ben Bernanke and Sheila Bair replete with horns […]

  7. Awesome commented on Oct 21

    You can get a Flava flave costume!

  8. Awesome commented on Oct 21

    You can get a Flava flave costume!

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