Top 10 New Auto Models From Detroit Next Year

Yay for Detroit!

Yay for Detroit!

So with each passing day, the U.S. automakers seem to be closer and closer to a “gentle, targeted bankruptcy”, whatever the f@#% that means.  Here’s a sneak peek at the 2010 models coming out of Detroit to a dealership near you:


Ford Failboat


Pontiac Rescued


Cadillac ReFi


Buick Bailster

Chevrolet Vagabond


Saturn I.O.U. 


GMC Stim-U-Lee 



Dodge Debtor



 Plymouth LifeRaft


 Jeep Grand Nationalized

Full Disclosure:  I currently manage accounts that trade F and GM.

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