Leaked Internal Fox Biz Memo Re: Gasparino Hire

The following memo blew down Avenue of the Americas and got caught under my foot on the way into Del Frisco’s Steakhouse. All Fox Business Network Personnel: While reports have been circulating around the World Wide Web that journalist Charles Gasparino will be leaving CNBC to join our Fair and Balanced family here at Fox…

Decoding Fund Brochures

Fund Brochure Says: Balanced.

What it Really Means: “We Will Underperform Both the Stock market AND The Bond Market. You’re Welcome.