What I'm reading this morning:
- The video Icahn dropped at midnight was very well done but there was nothing new in there (MoneyBeat)
- Blodget finds a buyer for Business Insider, and its worth 400 million deutschemarks (Recode)
- "Unlike recent market downturns, which were shallow and short, this decline indeed feels different." (MarketWatch)
- Short-sellers crushing it this week, for the first time this decade (Bloomberg)
- While you were sleeping: Goldman slashed its S&P 500 earnings estimates, year-end target (ZeroHedge)
- Turns out "Sell in May" would've have worked very nice this year, who knew? (MarketWatch)
- Noah Smith: Why does Wall Street want higher rates so badly? (BloombergView)
- Trevor Noah's reign at the Daily Show got underway last night, here's his opening monologue (Gawker)
- The city call-center worker who refuses to stop answering the phone like a robot is my favorite person of the week (DNA Info)
