My kid’s got four pairs of dope sneakers and he can’t tie any of them himself. Two pairs of KD’s, one LeBron and some other hotness that will probably get him all the honeys on the playground.
He and his 6-year-old friends are walking Under Armor and Nike advertisements, the logos are all over them. Your kids too, probably.
If you’re wondering where all the extra savings from cheaper gasoline went, look down.