People who cannot accurately forecast markets

1. hedge fund managers

2. Wall Street’s top strategists

3. technical analysts

4. day-traders

5. swing-traders

6. newsletter writers and book authors

7. journalists

8. financial advisors

9. your dentist

10. leading finance professors

11. famous economists

12. bloggers and columnists

13. tweeters

14. horses who count with their hooves

15. astrologers

16. value investors

17. investment clubs

18. message board aficionados

19. TV hosts

20. mutual fund managers

21. sell-side analysts

22. ETF companies

23. institutions, pensions and endowments

24. me

25. you