Colin Quinn’s Epic Wall Street Rant

This went on yesterday morning. It’s scary how on the money a Wall Street outsider like Colin Quinn gets to the truth here. Pros: The degree to which you’ll be nodding your head will depend on how full of shit your job forces you to be in order to get through the day.

The comedian, on the other hand, has nothing to lose by calling it like he’s sees it. Check it out:

This @WarrenBuffett is on @CBS this morning bragging about how great he is at picking stocks. Hey, I’m a great guesser #whocares #wow #yawn

— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) November 19, 2013

Wall Street is not rocket science gang. If I was down there, I’d be the richest one I’d be the liveliest “cut up” on the trading floor. — Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) November 19, 2013

Warren Buffet wakes up “Gee, I think this information I have from my thousands of experts tells me to invest in this business”. #brilliant — Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) November 19, 2013

All I’ll do is work for Goldman Sachs, grab the first nerd I see, throw him against the wall and go ” Gimme a hot tip, you foolish nerd”.

— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) November 19, 2013

All you need is two suits, a phone and a smile. I have all three and they’re all top of the line.

— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) November 19, 2013

First person I hire for my investment company, that long island medium to predict some winning stocks!!

— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) November 19, 2013

Great stuff. Pretty close to the truth, too.