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Stuff I’m Reading this Morning…

“The biggest Treasury rally in five months is underlining market concern that President Barack Obama and House Republicans will fail to avert $607 billion in mandated spending cuts and tax increases starting Jan. 1.”  (Bloomberg)

Positioning portfolios strategically ahead of the Fiscal Cliff.  (iSharesBlog)

Crunch time for the bulls – the S&P is laying down on major support like a sweaty Kelsey Grammar in post-coital fatigue on a much younger woman.  (Kimble)

Walter Hickey’s fascinating Five Statistics Problems are a lot of fun.  (BusinessInsider)

I read this whole thing twice and I still can’t tell if it’s real or a joke…  (ChinaDailyNews)

Unintentionally hilarious Euro quote du jour.  (ZeroHedge)

How Rihanna drove all the men crazy this year.  (GQ)