The Messiahphone Arrives

I’ll be avoiding the majority of the hype today over the iPhone 5 launch and Barry and I have a client in town and bone-in ribeye steaks are on the menu.

The details have already leaked anyway, here’s Zack Whittaker on cnet:

Apple’s next-generation smartphone will be called the iPhone 5, according to an inactive link accidentally posted on the company’s own Web site hours before the highly anticipated device is expected to be announced in San Francisco…

The iPhone 5 will also include 4G LTE connectivity, according to the search results. Typing in “iPhone LTE,” on Apple’s website, a dead link appears that shows a page on LTE, otherwise known as Long Term Evolution, the standard for 4G connectivity around the world.

So you know, have an orgasm over this if you want to. Apple is barely up right now headed into it btw and Tim Cook is not the showman Steve Jobs was. So whatever.