This is where my recap of Jamie Dimon's testimony would be

if I were to write one, which I won’t.  It was a non-event, shareholders were pleased with what he had to say and feel more confident now that the bank isn’t a runaway risk train.  Congress was all whatever about the whole thing.

If you want the blow-by-blow, Reuters pulled in my Twitter stream here alongside their own thoughts:

JPMorgan CEO Testifies Liveblog