When you think of the word Health, what celebrity immediately springs to mind? Lance Armstrong? Nope. For me, it’s Donald Trump all the way. If you find yourself nodding in agreement while reading this, boy do I have a story for you!
I’m minding my own business last night and into my gmail account pops a fairly curious missive from Twitter. It seems that a fellow named “John – Trump Network” has begun following my Twitter account. Too bad I can’t communicate with people on Twitter because of backward and draconian industry regs, but I digress.
What on earth could this Trump Network possibly represent? Wait til you hear this one:
The Trump Network offers you the opportunity to take charge of your financial independence and to promote health and wellness products that can help change your life.
That’s right! The Trump brand has finally reached it’s logical endpoint: Selling Snake Oil. The Donald is pushing vitamins and supplements…and you – YOU – can help the cause!
How about this one:
PrivaTest: The Trump Network’s revolutionary PrivaTest eliminates the guesswork and confusion from personal supplementation. The simple in-home test scientifically answers your need to know what vitamins, minerals and vital nutrients your body needs every day.
Let me see if I understand this right…I can simply sign up and then immediately begin reaching both of my major life goals (slinging nutraceuticals and enriching Donald) in one shot? OMFG, where’s that registration page!?!
If you want to join the Trump Health Marketing Machine and possibly have an opportunity to catch a glimpse of the legendary real estate inheritor yourself at the next Continental Airlines Arena network whoop-up, click here: