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OMG, I'm Filthy Rich! This Email Proves It!

Overnight, as visions of philly cheesesteak fairies danced in my head, an email came into my mailbox that has completely changed my life. As Forrest Gump said upon learning that he was rich, “Won’t have to worry about money anymore, so, ya know…one less thing.” From my inbox: You have been choosen by the U.N…