Foreclosure mills, pension time bombs, negligence suits, bond fund downgrades – cheer up, it’s Monday!

See me at the store, it’s goin’ down. Meet me at the mall, it’s goin’ down, etc.

A hot new track from Uffie featuring Pharrell.

The ludicrously drawn out will-they-or-won’t-they rumorfest that is the Verizon iPhone story never ends.  The only parallel I can think of that does it justice in comparison is the 14 year wait for the Guns n’ Roses album “Chinese Democracy“. Oh, and SPOILER ALERT: by the time that record was actually released, no one cared…

The next Wall Street sequel will probably be about financial bloggers. I’m working on the script now.

What moved the market higher yesterday? Upside knows.

Print this infograph out, dip it in ranch dressing, deep-fry it, then eat it.

How your bond positions are weighted and chosen says a lot about how you feel about the economy and what your expectations are. Your fixed income is speaking for you.

Links, kids. All killer, no filler.

More infographs on the Maestro.