My favorite trader on Twitter

He doesn’t know, but I have absolutely fallen in love with the @PresidentBakbo account, aka “realtime trading” on Twitter.

I can’t tell if he is sincerely replying to other market participants in that special way that he does, or if this is some sort of meta performance art kind of thing, where the author is using his tweets to hold up a mirror to our collective insanity, showing us what we look like in our daily interactions.

I’m actually blocked so I have to log out to read and re-read his thousands of tweets, which are distributed to his eleven followers each day. It’s worth the effort. Here are a few of my favorites:

First, here’s the one that got me cut off 🙁

U r not qualified to tell bs about $SPX .your post is worthless wo any qualification by a trade.blocked this bs https://t.co/D7ZDYqXahf

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

This one’s a classic:

U r not qualified to tell bs about $JPY.your post is worthless wo any qualification by a trade.blocked this bs https://t.co/gVFNtNr62C

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

I can see how the original tweet would have been offensive to the President.

Here’s a good one, he’s riffing a little bit here:

positiva … hmmm lolo blocked this bs https://t.co/QVmpjbmyrK

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

President Babko doesn’t put up with waffling or wishy washy calls:

shud cud wud thats wat loser r thinking about $EURUSD #EURUSD lolo blocked this bs https://t.co/Yll0jqhmlq

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

A noble sentiment:

$FDAX $EURUSD at the end of the day we all will find freedom and wont c more LOSERs at this baord

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

Oh man, poor Charlie…

what kind of bs is this … blocked this loser https://t.co/vN0TxsfXBf

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

The Prez is a man of action:

thinK thoughts r for losers … blocked this bs https://t.co/U3u3lohLgT

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

Homerun:

interesting 4 your grandma is coffee and cake https://t.co/ye5Mx0yA6g

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

But every once in awhile, the dude abides…

that s not as bad as u might think, I ve no reason to block U https://t.co/hnawEcPak1

— realtime trading (@PresidentBakbo) April 13, 2016

Now keep in mind, these were all posted in the last 2 hours, just to give you a sense of how deep and wide this well runs. Follow @PresidentBabko now and your whole life is about to get way better.