LOL

Posted by

This is an instant classic headline / lede combo from the Wall Street Journal. It’s the kind of article that only appears in the shadow of a massive bull market while a correction begins ravaging stocks sector by sector, house by house, like the final plague from Exodus.

I’m smearing lambs’ blood on my IRA statements right now, but the Journal is doing its best to keep hope alive. God bless.

Screen Shot 2014-04-14 at 7.30.15 AM

 

Sample dialog:

“You don’t want a market to go just straight up to the sky,” says Lew Piantedosi, manager of the $142 million Eaton Vance Large-Cap Growth Fund, which has lost 5.5% over the past month but is up 19% over the past year. “When you go straight up, there’s not a lot of support on the way down.”

Perfect.

Full article below, worth a read actually…

Source:

Stock-Market Jitters Put Investors at Ease (WSJ)

 

This content, which contains security-related opinions and/or information, is provided for informational purposes only and should not be relied upon in any manner as professional advice, or an endorsement of any practices, products or services. There can be no guarantees or assurances that the views expressed here will be applicable for any particular facts or circumstances, and should not be relied upon in any manner. You should consult your own advisers as to legal, business, tax, and other related matters concerning any investment.

The commentary in this “post” (including any related blog, podcasts, videos, and social media) reflects the personal opinions, viewpoints, and analyses of the Ritholtz Wealth Management employees providing such comments, and should not be regarded the views of Ritholtz Wealth Management LLC. or its respective affiliates or as a description of advisory services provided by Ritholtz Wealth Management or performance returns of any Ritholtz Wealth Management Investments client.

References to any securities or digital assets, or performance data, are for illustrative purposes only and do not constitute an investment recommendation or offer to provide investment advisory services. Charts and graphs provided within are for informational purposes solely and should not be relied upon when making any investment decision. Past performance is not indicative of future results. The content speaks only as of the date indicated. Any projections, estimates, forecasts, targets, prospects, and/or opinions expressed in these materials are subject to change without notice and may differ or be contrary to opinions expressed by others.

Wealthcast Media, an affiliate of Ritholtz Wealth Management, receives payment from various entities for advertisements in affiliated podcasts, blogs and emails. Inclusion of such advertisements does not constitute or imply endorsement, sponsorship or recommendation thereof, or any affiliation therewith, by the Content Creator or by Ritholtz Wealth Management or any of its employees. Investments in securities involve the risk of loss. For additional advertisement disclaimers see here: https://www.ritholtzwealth.com/advertising-disclaimers

Please see disclosures here.

What's been said:

Discussions found on the web
  1. best portable vaporizer commented on May 02

    best portable vaporizer

    […]just beneath, are a lot of absolutely not associated websites to ours, on the other hand, they are certainly worth going over[…]

  2. first time anal commented on May 03

    first time anal

    […]please visit the websites we adhere to, like this 1, because it represents our picks from the web[…]

  3. aflamsex commented on May 03

    aflamsex

    […]check beneath, are some totally unrelated internet sites to ours, nevertheless, they are most trustworthy sources that we use[…]

  5. frases de feliz cumpleaños para un hermanos commented on May 03

    frases de feliz cumpleaños para un hermanos

    […]that could be the end of this report. Here you’ll discover some web pages that we believe you’ll appreciate, just click the links over[…]

  6. Curency conveter commented on May 04

    Curency conveter

    […]although websites we backlink to below are considerably not connected to ours, we really feel they’re truly really worth a go through, so have a look[…]

  7. german rottweiler commented on May 04

    german rottweiler

    […]that is the end of this post. Right here you will obtain some websites that we believe you will value, just click the hyperlinks over[…]

  8. Live cams commented on May 04

    Live cams

    […]usually posts some really interesting stuff like this. If you’re new to this site[…]

  9. Funny videos commented on May 04

    Funny videos

    […]below you will find the link to some internet sites that we believe it is best to visit[…]

  10. Livesex commented on May 04

    Livesex

    […]Here are several of the web-sites we recommend for our visitors[…]

  11. slovar commented on May 05

    slovar

    […]that will be the end of this write-up. Right here you will obtain some websites that we think you will appreciate, just click the hyperlinks over[…]

  12. Jumpstar car commented on May 05

    Jumpstar car

    […]just beneath, are a lot of totally not related sites to ours, nonetheless, they’re certainly worth going over[…]

  13. best inspection company commented on May 05

    best inspection company

    […]please take a look at the web sites we adhere to, like this 1, as it represents our picks in the web[…]

  14. Livesexgirls commented on May 05

    Livesexgirls

    […]usually posts some quite interesting stuff like this. If you are new to this site[…]

HowIInvestMyMoney