
What I'm reading this morning:

Stuff I’m Reading this Morning…
China rolls out a mini stimulus program overnight, short on details. (WSJ)
JC: I promise, you will be wrong. (AllStarCharts)
Investors are back to chasing stupid things for yield, like securitized car loans. (WSJ)
David Weidner on stock market fairness: “Heritage and influence may have been replaced by technical know-how, but the principle is the same: stock trading has always favored those at the front of the line.” (MoneyBeat) see also (TheGoldRoom)
What investors need to know about rising rates. (BlackRock)
Citigroup: Still our lovable little shitshow after all these years. (DealBook)
Blythe Masters is out at JPMorgan after a storied and controversial career. (Bloomberg)
Great map: The most popular job by state. (BusinessInsider)
Putin 1, Dimon 0 – JPMorgan backs down. (ZeroHedge)
BIKINI WARFARE: Dolphins Cheerleaders Squad Battles It Out in the Caribbean (TMZ)
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