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Stuff I’m Reading this Morning…

The biggest takeaways from yesterday’s FOMC:  (RealTimeEconomics)

Fed will release stress test grades for US banks today, next week comes approval for the biggest dividends since the financial crisis.  (WSJ)

Heroes of insider trading: The stock broker who ate post-it notes with illicit tips on them.  (BloombergView)

Are stock promotors encroaching on financial news sites (duh, yes).  (Fortune)

Ben Carlson: No need for fancy Black Swan strategies – just add some treasurys.  (AWealthOfCommonSense)

JC’s defense of technical analysis is rock star status.  (AllStarCharts)

Are these the five most dangerous stocks in the market right now?  (USAToday)

“This Musk guy, he wants all the profits for himself!”  (TheVerge)

Disney will release the forthcoming Captain America and Star Wars sequels in the IMAX format.  (Deadline)

Hong Kong’s stock exchange sucks because its almost all banks. Alibaba’s defection makes it worse.  (WSJ)

Chinese business man buys puppy for $2 million. So whatever.  (Gawker)

Barry’s fave sentiment and psychology charts.  (TBP)

Larry Page makes a rare public appearance at TED, tells us what Google’s working on for the future.  (Wired)