Why did the stock market sell off today?

Wall Street Journal: Tensions in Ukraine and the Crimean peninsula

Yahoo Finance: Russians

Fox Business: Obamacare

CNBC: It didn’t sell off at all, it was actually a reverse rally

Forbes: Taxes are too high

Huffington Post: Taxes are too low

Fox News: Gay marriage

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Bloomberg TV: The opposite of whatever CNBC said.

Quartz: Chinese shadow-banks

FT Alphaville: Chinese derivatives

Washington Times: Fallout from explosive Benghazi revelations

StockTwits: Here’s a chart

USA Today: Let’s take a poll

DealBook: lack of M&A

Zero Hedge: Better question, why would it have gone up?

MSNBC: I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the term “stock market” per se…

Business Insider: Ten reasons, actually (view as single page?)

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MarketWatch: 1929

The Reformed Broker: More sellers than buyers

Buzzfeed Business: It’s like that time on Party of Five when Charlie was giving Julia the silent treatment…

Reuters: HFT

Barron’s: Valuations got ahead of themselves

Investors Business Daily: drop in momentum. And record deficits.

History Channel: Ancient Aliens