Saturday Night Video: Sandy Telethon Highlights

While most of you were able to see this I was opening a bottle of wine by flashlight, hiding in my garage so my wife couldn’t find me. The kids were nestled in their beds, shivering from the cold because these LIPA jerkoffs rolled the dice rather than spending the money to have enough manpower lined up to restore power. That’s how you get half a million households still without power six days after the storm. I’m either going to sue or beat the shit out of someone at some point, haven’t decided yet. If one of the babies gets sick, it will definitely be the latter.

Anyway, here were the highlights from last night’s Hurricane Sandy Telethon…

Jimmy Fallon backed by Bruce Springsteen, Steven Tyler and Billy Joel on Under the Boardwalk:

Sting – Message in a Bottle:

Springsteen – Land of Hope and Dreams:

Billy Joel – Miami 2017:

Two from Bon Jovi:

Christina Aguilera – Beautiful:

Aerosmith – Dream On:

How you can help:

Hurricane Sandy Assistance at RedCross.org