Six Reasons Everyone Hates the Rally

This is not my opinion, it’s what I’m hearing from so many people all day you can’t imagine:

1.  We’re going to triple top at the April highs – on both the S&P and Apple ($AAPL)

2.  The Trannies aren’t confirming

3.  China markets and stocks not participating

4.  European dipshit politicians packing up and leaving the beaches soon, game on in September

5.  Too much complacency in a 14.5 Vix, last time it was here was during March 2012 topping process

6.  “I’m not long enough, but shhhhh.”