Apple to Street: iOwn You

You’ve probably heard the news by now that Apple is a fucking Profit Jabberwocky that feasts on the doubts of naysayers and drinks the blood of AT&T analysts from Jefferies.

But here’s some color and a few interesting takes on this evening’s report, the one where Apple basically said “No new phone, no problem, because iOwn you.”

Apple Profit Beats Expectations (LAT)

Apple Profit on Strong iPhone, iPad Sales (NYP)

Apple’s Huge Quarter in Charts (SplatF)

Tim Cook’s QOTD abuses Windows 8  (AllThingsD)

Apple iPhone Crushes Doubts…For Now  (TechTraderDaily)

Rolfe Winkler: Analysts have always underestimated Apple  (Overheard)

Apple Earnings Review: Where Do We Go From Here?  (ValueWalk)