Evacuate! A Reading List

It looks like Resistance is Futile, they want all LI residents south of Sunrise out of our homes by 5pm.

My friend Cale Smith sent me some really helpful tips and suggestions – and he oughta know, living in the Hurricane Factory that is the Florida Keys.

Anyway, I’ll be headed up into the mountains of Chappaqua, NY shortly.  We packed up last night and broke the news of our “adventure” to the babies this morning.  Here are some reads I thought I’d leave you with in my absence, stay safe East Coasters.

Disney, Walton, Ford, Gates: Tales of When Legends Leave (WSJ)

Charles Rotblut: Five Strategies for a Volatile Market (AAII)

KFC becomes the first fast food chain to open in Kenya.  (USAToday)

Why JC and so many traders are focused on S&P 1150 now.  (AllStarCharts)

Watching this Groupon ponzi scheme unravel in realtime is just breathtaking, read this:  (Gawker)

US stocks are now starting to outperform the rest of the world’s equities.  (Bespoke)

14,000 financial advisors left the industry last year.  (Reuters)

This week a geological survey shocked nat gas players in the Marcellus Shale.  (24/7WallStreet)

James Altucher on NYC happy hour, dance crews and Lyme disease.  (AltucherConfidential)