Caption Contest Friday: Howard's Opening Pitch

Last night StockTwits‘ own Howard Lindzon threw out the opening pitch at the San Diego Padres game.  I can’t figure out if the stadium is empty because of his massive presence on the jumbotron or despite it.

The winning caption below gets the adoration of us all and the enmity of Señor Lindzon…have at it!

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