Top 5 Names for a Combined Microsoft Adobe

Rumors have erupted about the possibility that Microsoft and Adobe are talking about a merger between the two software giants.  I’m just spitballin’ here, but these are my Top 5 Names for a Combined Microsoft Adobe:

5.  Microbe

4.  Adobe Ballmer-strator

3.  Victims of Apple Support Group

2.  PDF’d

1.  Flash-Crash

I miss any good ones?