Goldman Fraud Poetry

First, a Limerick…

There once was a man named Tourré

He toiled for The Squid night and day

At Paulson’s request

He created a mess

And sold it to bank IBK

And next we’ll do an Enjambment

I think that I shall never know
A product as lethal as CDO

The fees were nice back in the day
But now we’ll give it all away

Now we’ll attempt a Cinquain

Smart, Wealthy
Scheming, Conniving, Manipulating
Didn’t Learn This at Dartmouth

And lastly, a Haiku

To Whom It Concerns (5)

It Is Me, Lucas Van Praag (7)

You’re All Nuts, I Quit (5)

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