Some Post Titles That Never Made It

Market’s closed today and so is my brain…let’s have some fun.

I usually write my post titles before the posts themselves, keeps me focused on the point I’m making.

Sometimes I only get as far as the title and then lose interest in writing the post or I decide that I’m starting to sound like a lunatic.  Here are some draft titles that never made it onto TRB…enjoy your day off, kids!

Bank Reform: What Would Vlad The Impaler Do?

Oklahoma: America’s Own Little Emerging Market (i may finish this one)

No, Bill Gross Was Not In Boogie Nights, That Was Totally William H. Macy

The iPlan: Please Put Steve Jobs In Charge of Healthcare

Indicators Are Lagging Indicators (i probably could’ve pulled that one off)

A Full Day of CNBC in 60 Seconds

“Are You Employed, Mr Lebowski?”

Painter Paul Gauguin Was A Stockbroker (he really was, i know, weird)

SPACs are the Substitute Teachers of the IPO World

Attending a Small Cap Conference?  Hold Your Wallet

Stocks Are From Mars, Bonds Are From Venus

TRB’s Favorite Steakhouses (omg, i’m so fat)

Greenspan’s Bucket List Item #5: One More Bubble, For Old Times Sake

What I Like About Reading Paul Krugman Is How Non-Partisan He Is

We Need a Stimulus Reform Bill

Sittin’ On The Stock O’ The Day (otis redding would roll in his grave)

Dick Bove Will Say Whatever You Want, Just Book Him On TV

Remembering Corey Haim

Imus on Fox Biz Channel:  The Ugliest Hail Mary

Give Obama His Bonus – He’s At Least As Destructive As Wall Street Was

Most of these would’ve been serious clunkers, glad I didn’t follow through on ’em.  LOL.