I’ll make this quick…
Chatroulette, the latest webtarded thing that has captured the attention of “social media experts” and their hangers-on, is an absolute atrocity. Spending even 9 seconds on this randomly-rotating video-chat-with-strangers site will make you want to pull a Salinger and cut off most human contact for the rest of your days.
And is it me or have teenagers gotten a hell of a lot uglier lately? Maybe it just looks that way because I’ve only seen the really fat, pasty, losery ones on this thing. One of the girls on this site looked the mascot of a high school baseball team called the Wlliamstown Walruses (that doesn’t really exist but should just to give her a perfect vocation). I saw a few kids with such bad acne that their pimples had pimples. None of them should be on any website with a videochat component.
And my friend who sent me the link with the exhortation that I “gotta get on this thing – you have no idea!” owes me 2 minutes of my life back, and I owe him a punch in his kidneys.
That’s my Chatroulette thing. I know you’re gonna check it out anyway, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Oh yeah, and the 17-year old Russian kid who invented it will probably be able to buy my house just to drop it on me.