Read This and Then Slam Your Head in a Car Door

Here’s everything that’s wrong with today’s culture encapsulated in three sentences:

“Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away,” Tequila tweeted minutes after reports began surfacing of the troubled heiress’ death. “Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.”

Yes, this is how talking trash bag Tila Tequila announced the death of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.  On Twitter.  Complete with Britney-style “Thank U”s.  Hopefully her family was informed in a more traditional, tasteful manner.

Can’t wait to see the tattoo Tila gets to commemorate this amazing publicity opp tragic event.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be busy adding a request to my will that no one tweets my death.

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Q-Tip Heiress Casey Johnson dead at 30 (NYP)

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