Here’s everything that’s wrong with today’s culture encapsulated in three sentences:
“Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away,” Tequila tweeted minutes after reports began surfacing of the troubled heiress’ death. “Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.”
Yes, this is how talking trash bag Tila Tequila announced the death of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. On Twitter. Complete with Britney-style “Thank U”s. Hopefully her family was informed in a more traditional, tasteful manner.
Can’t wait to see the tattoo Tila gets to commemorate this amazing publicity opp tragic event.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be busy adding a request to my will that no one tweets my death.