It’s funny cause it’s true.

Links to start your day.

Found him…

The scalping and front-running that we were all putting up with in the name of voluminous markets will no longer be tolerated.

A trillion bucks from Europe to, umm, Europe. The greatest love is self-love.

The FT turns up a doozy of a late-day Friday filing.

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It’s not even fair to call this a “stock market” anymore. It has nothing to do with stocks.

Links for weekend reading.

1938 Media presents a killer gameplan for AOL.