TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

Debt ceiling?

Insider Selling?

Grexit?

Shibor?

Housing slows?

Flash Boys?

“Too far, too fast.”

Dubai?

Taper tantrum?

Piketty?

IPO bubble?

GDP slows?

China hard landing?

Dr. Copper?

Deflation?

Egypt?

Sequester?

Too far, too fast?

Boomers rotating to bonds?

Death Cross?

Presidential cycle?

Overdue for a correction?

MarketWatch?

London Whale?

The consumer is tapped out?

CAPE ratio?

Money-printing?

Reinhardt & Rogoff?

Market-capitalization-to-GDP ratio?

Elections?

Volume light?

Pain at the pump?

DeMark Indicators?

AAII Survey bullish readings?

Amanda Bynes?

Fragile Five emerging markets?

Seasonally weak period?

Suppressed Vix?

Put-to-Call Ratio?

Buyback binge?

Nasdaq Freeze?

Unemployment?

Hyperinflation?

Biotech bubble burst?

Obamacare?

North Korea?

Head-and-shoulders top?

Liquidity trap?

The dollar?

Einhorn bearish?

Labor Force Participation Rate?

Magazine cover indicator?

Weakening internals?

Momentum crash?

Cyprus?

Libor manipulation?

Peak profit margins?

Yen carry trade unwind?

Ukraine?

Busted Facebook IPO?

Tepper nervous?

Sornette bubble formation?

The Straight of Hormuz?

Flash Crash?

Margin debt blow-off top?

Small-cap / large-cap divergence?

Syria?

Foreclosure fraud?

Peak oil?

Hindenburg Omen?

Nope.

Turn down for what!