In the aftermath of World War II, the socialists in Great Britain are ascendant, promising everything to everyone.
One day Winston Churchill walks into the men’s room outside the House of Commons. At the first stall he sees the leader of the Labour Party. So he saunters his way all the way down to the last one at the far end of the room.
“Feeling standoffish, are we Winston?”
“That’s right,” Churchill says. “Because every time you see something big you want to nationalize it!”