Google on the VeriPhone: Whatever.

We’re an hour past the big fat hyped-up Verizon iPhone announcement.  Now that every single human being with a WordPress password or a Twitter handle has done their “Google’s in trouble” spiel, let me show you how the stocks (and by extension their shareholders) are reacting…

See that purple squiggly line, the only one up today out of the four star-crossed lovers in this drama?  That’s Google.  Google with that Gangsta Lean, arms crossed like “What.”

Some VeriPhone-related reads for ya…

Verizon iPhone: Yep, the Real target is Google.  (MarketBeat)

Verizon, AT&T, And Apple: Guess Which One’s Stock Isn’t Tanking Today (Clusterstock)

The Verizon iPhone: What You Need to Know (NPR)

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