Miami Hate

Miami is a lot like The Snorks – it hasn’t been cool since the 80’s and everyone’s house is underwater.

I’m just kidding, there are plenty of things from Miami I’m down with…like Burn Notice and my friend JC.

Anyway, I’m thrilled to see the Miami Heat fake All-Star team thing already coming undone.  Couldn’t have happened to a more conniving set of solipsistic, selfish cowards.

The Scheme Team (as we Knicks/Cavs fans call it) is off to a far-from-sexy 8 and 7 start.  Granted, the season has just begun, but still, the schadenfreude does go well with turkey and stuffing.  Here’s to hoping LeBron, Wade and the other bigshot start infighting immediately.

Some links…

Phil Jackson fully expects Pat Riley to push the coach out so he can run the team himself.  (LakerBlog)

On the Heat’s embarrassing lack of offense.  (SBNation)

Miami needs some alone time?  Give me a break.  How about some better karma?  (MiamiHerald)

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