Tickets are now available to catch NYU Professor Nouriel Roubini live at his Academia Theater in Branson, Missouri. These are the same tunes he’s been singing since Dow 6000…and they never get old!
He’s forecasted the show to begin at 8pm sharp, but if it, in fact, begins at 9:30, he’ll never tell!
Join us for an evening of economics, music and magic as Nouriel performs his greatest hits, including:
- Too Soon, Too Fast
- You’re My Double-Dip Sweetheart
- A Recession to Remember
- The Jobs Report Wouldn’t Be the Same Without You
- There’s a Bad Swoon On the Rise
- Affection for a Correction
- Doom, Doom, Doom, Let’s Go Back to My Room
- U-Shaped Lovin’
- My Blips Don’t Lie
- If Recovery is Right, I Don’t Wanna Be Wrong
Nouriel joins such legendary performers as Andy Williams, The Oak Ridge Boys and Take It To The Limit, the official Eagles Cover Band, in bringing his old-time, well-worn classics to the American stage.
No matter how many times you’ve heard these smash hits, you can never get enough, so come on down and reserve your seats today.
Please note that flash photography of any kind is expressly forbidden as it could damage Mr. Roubini’s ability to flawlessly see the future. Please turn off all cellphones and electronic recording devices as the performer would like to keep hard evidence of his prognostications to a minimum. Group rates are available. Admission is free for all short-biased hedge fund managers and Bloomberg reporters.