April 2009

The Annual G20 Picnic and Slumber Party: Anarchy in the U.K.

[vodpod id=ExternalVideo.804425&w=425&h=350&fv=%26rel%3D0%26border%3D0%26]  In the tradition of The Clash, The Sex Pistols and Guy Fawkes, London’s citizens have taken to the streets and declared Anarchy by the hundreds of thousands to protest in front of The Bank of England during this week’s G20 Circle Jerk. The prevailing chant?  “ABOLISH MONEY”…yeah, its like that, now. Here’s some color: From…

Sucks to be Cerberus

Oopsies! Steven Feinberg:  Oh my gosh, honey, are you awake? Mrs. Feinberg:  Yes, what is it, Dear?  You sounded like you were having a nightmare… Steven Feinberg:  Yeah, it was weird…I dreamt that my private equity firm owned both GMAC and Chrysler!  It was horrible! Mrs. Feinberg:  Well…umm…ok, go back to sleep, hon.  Everything will…